State of Iowa in Crisis, Nebraska to Join Big 10
The state of Iowa enters into crisis as ESPN reports the Nebraska Cornhuskers will move to the Big 10 Conference.
In the state’s capitol, Des Moines, Hawkeye fans can be seen wandering the streets in flocks, scratching their head, continuously mumbling, “Why”… as they stagger about in disarray.
Meanwhile, in Ames, IA… a city-wide celebration is ensuing with the mayor claiming this Friday a city holiday.
Ok, not really… but Nebraska is moving to the Big 10 and you Squawkeye fans better watch out. You should have won the National Championship this year… because you just lost any legitimate hope of ever winning a Conference title… let alone a National Championship.
GBR!
